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Forever Is Like Peanut Butter & Jelly

Doctor No, this girl's got class

Created on 2005-09-30 00:33:01 (#8420302), last updated 2006-07-24

182 comments received, 180 comments posted

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Name:	Frankie Chung and Oliver Wong
Location:	Florida, United States

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Kirstin
s/n's: i step in gum - iHRTKiCKFLiPS
livejournal: www.livejournal.com/users/livingunderbeds/
greatestjournal: www.greatestjournal.com/users/hug_an_emo_kid
myspace: www.myspace.com/givemeakiss
email: *email address soon to come*

Ashlee
s/n: ohh how awesome - HoLLiSTeRx327
livejournal: www.livejournal.com/users/cr4ckrocksteady
myspace: www.myspace.com/cr4ckrocksteady
email: riseagainst35@hotmail.com - iheartyoux520@aol.com

http://photobucket.com/albums/a386/undrAkillingm0on/

LaTisha, Quovankeisha, Jermaine, Shaniqua & Bridgette= NiGgAs Fo' LiFe!

-When I first met Danzel..
Joey: That kid Danzel wants to do you in the ass. He just told me.
Ashlee: *gets scared and hides*
Danzel: *humps ashlees leg*

Cody: *looks at Kirstin's dads PT Cruiser* Wow, this thing is NICE! Wool seats! AND A SHAG CARPET! *looks at dog hair everywhere*

Kirstin: *screams* ASHLEE! DONT MOVE THE SHEET BECAUSE ALL THE DOG HAIR WILL FLY EVERYWHERE!

AdamO: Ashlee, you sure you want the hippo?
Ashlee: *screams* I WANT THE PURPLE HIPPO SO I CAN NAMED HIM STZA! AND I WANT HIM NOW!

Danzel's Mom: So what were you? Like 400? We'll just say 400.
Danzel: It's only my life.

Rick: When do you get your license, Ashlee?
Ashlee: I think I need my permit first.
Rick: I'VE BEEN LETTING YOU DRIVE US AROUND IN MY CAR ALL THIS TIME AND YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE YOUR PERMIT! We're going to die.

Danzel: RICK! Don't make a U-turn here! There's water on each side.
Ashlee: At least we're close to my house if anything happens.
Danzel: Yeah, that won't be helpful when our car gets crushed under the water and we're stuck and drown.

Ashlee: *screams* KIRSTIN! AHHHHH!!
Kirstin: *pulls over on side of road* We just went to England. oh em gee.

Danzel & Cody: *in backseat dancing and singing* EVERYBODY GROOVE TO THE MUSIC, EVERYBODY JAM!

Kirstin: I really think I have a flat tire.
Danzel: Maybe you just hit a black person.
Kirstin: OMG OMG OMG OMG.

Cody: ALL I WANTED WAS YOUR LOOOOOVE.

Kruce: *picks random food up off the floor and eats it* What? It's still good.

KariLynn: Ashlee, you're my TrunkMonkey. =)

Kirstin: What are we doing today?
Ashlee: Idk.. But omg.. and then, *cuts self off* OMG A SHOE!

Kirstin: Stupid Boys = Kirstins ♥
Ashlee: Jerkfaces = Ashlees ♥

Ashlee: *eats salad* I bet I can fit this whole thing in my mouth.
Pepto & Danzel: *stare at eachother then bust out laughing*

Mr. Haburn: I'm going back to the circles, people!

Lucas: Can I please have my soda back?
Ashlee: No. I don't speak english.
Lucas: *turns to scary mexican behind Danzel* How do you say "I want my soda back" in spanish? *turns to Ashlee* Can I have my el soda back?
Ashlee: What do you think I am? I don't speak spanish either.

Ashlee: ooooomg.. it's too big.
Lucas: *laughs hysterically*
Ashlee: I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT!

Ashlee: Well, we can invite him if you want.
Kirstin: Tell him i'll give him a BJ! BIG JOB of driving him home. HAHAHAHA

*Kirstin and Ashlee all bummed out*
Ashlee: Well, at least your hair looks good.

Kirstin: are you talking to him?
Ashlee: he isnt talking to me
Ashlee: maybe hes playing bass
Ashlee: or whacking off
Ashlee: his 2 favorite hobbies
Kirstin: whacking off

Kirstin: where are we going now? *drives on opposite side of road*
Ashlee: England.
Kirstin: where are we now? *drives on right side of road*
Ashlee: United States.
Kirstin: Where are we going now? *drives on the double yellow lines*
Ashlee: TO JAIL!

ashlee: im sooo scared that i'm going to lose him
kirstin: :-(
kirstin: dont think negative
ashlee: pft, you didn't let finish.. i meant, "lose him in a large crowd"
ashlee: hahaha
kirstin: hahahaha!!!!
kirstin: I <3 you!

Kirstin: i cant put it in reverse *rolls backwards*
Tyler: oooomg *gets out of car and pushes in reverse and falls in mud*
Kirstin & Ashlee: *laughs hysterically*

Ashlee: *looks in backseat and throws stuff at Katrina*
Katrina: *beats Ashlee over head with tray*
Ashlee: KIRSTIN! HELP!
Katrina: *still beating Ashlee over head with tray*
Ashlee: ooooomgggggggg heeelllp *throws more stuff in backseat*

Ashlee & Kirstin: What's that door for?
Kruce: It goes into the bathroom.
Ashlee: Why is your bed in front of it?
Kruce: cause i'm fuckin' scared out of my mind to go in that door.
Kirstin: Why?
Kruce: cause idk where it leads to.
Ashlee: You just said your bathroom.
Kruce: But the way there is scary.
Kirstin: *laughs*
Kruce: oooh man, I was whacking off right before you guys came.

Ashlee: *walks in Kruce's room* Hey, what's in this cup? *drinks*
Kruce: I seriously don't know what that is.. *smells liquid in cup*
Ashlee: Well, it tastes alright.
Kruce: It might be water.. but i'm not sure.
Ashlee: Tastes like soap.
Kruce: Yeah, I don't think it's water.

Kirstin: Awe doggie! *pets*
Kruce: WTF! Whose dog is that?
Kirstin & Ashlee: *laughs*
Ashlee: The dog is wearing bondage!!
Kruce: Seriously, that's not my dog.

Tyler: Where are we going?
Ashlee: Idk..
Kruce, Kirstin, & Danzel: *gets in backseat of Tyler's car*
Kruce: Seriously Danzel.. your hand was touching my butt.
Danzel: That wasn't my hand. *gets naked*
Kruce: I gotta pee.
Kirstin: I'm squished guys. *laughs*
Danzel: *still getting naked*
Kruce: Tyler, i'm going to pee on your wheel.
Tyler: Go for it.
Kruce: *squints eyes trying to pee* Man, I can't make it come out. What if I just, peed in the window.
Kirstin: *laying in backseat* OMG! IT WOULD GO ALL OVER ME!

Kirstin: Kay guys, let's go to Danzel's. *gets in Tyler's car*
Kruce: *goes to get in Kirstin's car* I'm goina go whack off in Kirstin's car.
Kirstin: OMG KRUCE NO!

Kruce: Dude, Trevor's sleeping! *pokes Trevor*
Tyler: *pokes Trevor*
Kirstin: *smacks Trevor's arm*
Ashlee: *brushes Trevor's hair back and pokes him*
Trevor: *rolls over*
Tyler: Treeeevor, wakke uppp.
Ashlee: *whispers* Trevor, you're in my seat.
Kruce: *turns to Tyler* omfg dude, your brother has a boner.
Tyler: *rolls Trevor over and pokes his shorts* Trevor, do you have a boner?
Trevor: No.

Tyler: So you guys wanna watch Ninja Turtles now?
Kruce: Ah, that gay movie?
Ashlee: *looks in bottom bunk* Trevor, you have to get out so Kirstin and Kruce can lay on the bottom bunk and do it.
Trevor: They can lay on the bottom bunk with me and do it.

Kirstin & Ashlee: *walking through Wal-Mart*
Kirstin: *picks up fritos bag* Mmm let's get this!
Ashlee: With what money? *grabs bag and opens it*
Kirstin: Ohhh I want some! *eats fritos*
Ashlee: *eats fritos*
Kirstin: I'm done.
Ashlee: Me too. *looks around* OH! WHATS THIS! *drops to ground under clothes rack and puts bag on floor*

Kirstin: What hair ribbon should we get today?
Ashlee: I love hair ribbons. Let me get at them hair ribbons. *waits for lady to cut into 1 yard*
Kirstin: You hold the bag.
Ashlee: *stuffs bag in pants*

Kirstins Mom: Give me your keys Kirstin!
Kirstin: How am I supposed to get to school tomorrow?!
Kirstins Mom: IDK.. Find a way!
Ashlee: Cool people walk. *writes on wall cool people walk*

Ashlee & Kirstin: *walking down Airoso going to Kruce's house*
Kirstin: Whats that?! Ohhhh Smarties! Ewwww..
Ashlee: *bends over and picks them up* Want some?
Kirstin: EW NO!
Ashlee: *eats* They're still good.
Kirstin: OMG! They are all wet and gross!
Ashlee: They're still in the wrapper. =)

Ashlee: *on cell phone with Tyler* hey Kirstin, on the count of 3, let's run back and forth across airoso
Kirstin: OKAY! 1, 2, 3! GO! *runs*
Ashlee: *holds phone in air and runs* AHH!
Kirstin: Kay, let's run back now,. *crosses*
Ashlee: LOOK AT THE OLD GUY ON THE MOTOCYCLE! *gets to Danzel's house*
Ashlee & Kirstin: DANZEL! Call Kruce and Tyler and tell them we got hit by the cars running across Airoso!
Danzel: I can't keep a straight face. They won't care if you guys got hit by the cars. YOU call and tell them I got hit! They'll definitley care then!

Danzel: I need to find me a lady friend so we can make love in your closet.

Ashlee: *sleeps in backseat of Rick's car on the way to Granola Islands*
...-20 minutes later-...
Ashlee: Where are we? *looks around*
Danzel: Avenue D.
Ashlee: OMG OMG OMG ROLL UP THE WINDOWS! LOCK THE DOORS! OMG OMG OMG!
...-goes back to sleep for 5 minutes-...
Ashlee: *wakes up and realizes Pepto is sitting right there* Where'd you come from?

*Ashlee & Kirstin walk in McDonalds*
Kirstin: Can we have 2 double cheeseburgers?
Ashlee: With a side of m&m's. We put them on the cheeseburger.
Worker: Um, whhhat?!

Ashlee: It's okay Lucas, you + me = backseat of my closet. Whhhhat the..
Mexican Behind Danzel: *talks about sex*
Lucas: *looks at Ashlee like girl is insane* So you're telling me, if I lift her leg up, it's more pleasurable?
Mexican Behind Danzel: It's not about how loose the girl is, she could be faking.. It's all about the spot.
Lucas: The spot, huh? I have the spot too.
Ashlee: Lucas, aren't you a virgin?
Lucas: Shut up okay.
Haburn: I'M GOING BACK TO 3-8 IF YOU GUYS DON'T BE QUIET!

Ashlee: *grabs Danzel and runs to Haburns class*
Danzel: *running down hallway* Hi Ms. Rivera! Hi Mr. Ramsey!
Ashlee: Sorry i'm late Mr. Haburn, sir! *salutes*
Danzel: Sorry i'm late Mr. Haburn, sir! *salutes*
Haburn: Were you guys friends before this class?
Ashlee: We've been friends since Pre-Pre-Pre K.

Ashlee: I FOUND SUNFLOWER SEEDS! How long have they been in the backseat?
Rick: I HAVE SUNFLOWER SEEDS?! Idk where they came from!
Ashlee: *sucks salt off and spits them in Danzel's lap*
Danzel: *picks them up and eats them*

Rick: *drives* Where are we going?
Pepto: ROLL DOWN THE WINDOW DANZEL!
Danzel: *rolls down window* Look at the colored people!
Pepto: *screams out window at people walking down road* FUCK YOU BITCH!
Ashlee: oooomg.. we're going to get shot!

Cody: I don't want to go home yet! omg my dad is outside! *ducks down in seat and screams out window to dad* Dayyyyyum boii! Lemme see dem nutz!
Cody's Dad: *looks around with big smile on face while taking in trash cans*
Rick: *drives down random road*
Cody: Oh oh roll the windows down! *screams out window* Dayyyyyum boii! Go catch dem frogz!

Kruce: *puts on Ashlee's sunglasses* LETS PLAY ON THE PLAYGROUND! You won't jump the fence, Tyler.
Tyler: *jumps fence*
Ashlee: You won't put on those shorts, Danzel.
Danzel: *puts on mini cheerleading shorts and runs around wearing ONLY them*

Kirstin: My car is broken guys. Sorry.. *drives us all home going 20 miles per hour.

Kruce: *screams* IT'S THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE, TYLER!
Tyler: *pushes triangle button and hazard lights go on*
Kruce: Dude, that was a close one.

Danzel: I'll look like an ese kid!
Ashlee: oooomg! When I first met you, I thought you were an ese kid. Like, you would always run all retarded like and such over to Stevenshade to hug him, and I thought you were mentally retarded. I didn't know.
Danzel: You thought I was an ese kid!!

Kirstin: "Hello Wallace, if you could rate mine and Ashlees performance 1-11 for us please, that'd be great."
Wally: *laughs* "I'd give it a -2."
Kirstin: *momentarily shocked* "Fine, thanks....HAVE A CACTUS DAY!"
Ashlee: *looks at Kirstin funny*

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